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Happiest of Father's Days to the man that always always ways makes me laugh. Thanks for never once failing to show up. I'll never be able to fathom how I got so lucky.
No snarky comment for Amsterdam, aka the Motherland where everyone is as tall as I am and nearly kills each other on bikes (ok, ok, one snarky comment) (I can't help myself) (at least I'm predictable?)
Stereotypical and Cliche Couple Photos that Make Me Want to Throw Up a Little • The one with the hand on chest • The one with PDA • The one involving some kind of signage and/or chalkboard • The one declaring any kind of anniversa
Strange Phenomena that Have Happened to My Life in the Year Since I Left Chicago • I no longer brace myself for an icy blast every time I open a door • I wear more Patagonia than I do Banana Republic • I (kinda) know how the internet w
Things That Make Me Feel Inferior Without My Consent • Forbes’ 30 Under 30 List • Anytime the phone rings • Shoe stores • Dancing in all its forms • Buzzfeed quizzes • Instagram • Beyonce • ‎Thinking
A year ago today was my last day of work at a job I liked with people I loved. A lot about my life today looks outrageously different than it did a year ago (including the quality of my phone camera, bless up Google Pixel), but the cookies remain the
 

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