In Times of Crisis, the DMV Is Unwavering

Good news! If you were curious, DMVs are still the the gates of hell even in far off lands such as Seattle, Washington. At least it's tulip season, regardless of whether or not you wasted two hours of your life sitting in an uncomfortable chair surrounded by posters claiming that the minions surrounding you "promise to be friendly and helpful every time!" while a lady who is both unfriendly and unhelpful tells you after an ungodly amount of time that no, you cannot please have a drivers license because our camera is broken and we hate you, goodbye.