The General Public Discover I Am Tall: Episode 849

A TALE IN THREE PARTS.

PART 1.

Seattleite on Street: High!
Me: Hi!
SoS: No, high! (points to me)
Me: Wait, me?
SoS: Yes! You high!
Me: No, no, I don't smoke. I'm just really tired.
Sos: High! High! (points again)
Me: Oooooooh, tall. Yes, I am! 
(flees scene)

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PART 2.

Barista in Starbucks: Hey, I just wanted you to know, if people are staring at you today, it's because you're tall, not because your hair looks weird.
Me: *crickets*
Me: Okay.

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PART 3.

Me (to homeless man outside of office): Hey, Greg!
Greg: Kate! God bless America, and God bless your legs!